The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade (2002)
Harry Shearer: Animal Survivor' Announcer, 'Touch the Stove Announcer, Ned Flanders, Tom Brokaw, Principal Skinner, Otto, Hillbilly
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : [the third grade kids are driving on the school bus to Capital City. Bart looks bored, but then sees a red Volkswagen Beetle out the window] Punch Buggy red!
[Bart punches Lisa]
Lisa Simpson : Oww! You are such an immature...
[Lisa sees a white Volkswagen Beetle]
Lisa Simpson : Punch Buggy white!
[Lisa punches Bart]
Bart Simpson : Oww!
Audrey McConnell : [to Lisa and Bart] Stop fighting!
Lisa Simpson : [pointing at Bart] He started it! He did Punch Buggy first!
Dakota : [looking over at Bart and Lisa] What's "Punch Buggy"?
Bart Simpson : [explaining to Dakota how to play] When you see a Volkswagen Bug, you punch someone and yell the colour.
[all the third graders look over at all the Volkswagen Beetles and gasp]
Kevin : [punches blow on the bus] Punch Buggy blue!
Kid #2 : Punch Buggy green!
[punches blow on the bus]
Kid #3 : Punch Buggy taupe!
[punches blow and the kids groan]
Otto : Two for flinching!
[two punches blow and the kids groan]
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Principal Skinner : If this episode has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to the fourth grade.
Bart Simpson : Yeah!
Principal Skinner : And Lisa, you have a choice. You may continue to be challenged in third grade, or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a little pond.
Lisa Simpson : Big fish! Big fish!
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Principal Skinner : Lisa, because of your outstanding score on yesterday's big test... you're being immediately moved up to the third grade.
Bart Simpson : She's not so great, she got diarrhea when we went to Carlsbad Caverns.
[the students start laughing at Bart's comment]
Principal Skinner : [shouts] Okay, Bart!, since you like attention so much, I have a second announcement, I was going to tell you this privately, but because of your incredibly low test score, we're sending you back to third grade.
[the students all laugh at Bart]