The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade (2002)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Bart, you're my big brother. You should act like it more often. You know, protect me from the bad things in the world.
Bart Simpson : As far as nerdy little sisters go, you're the coolest.
Lisa Simpson : Thanks, Bart.
Bart Simpson : And I'm sorry I sabotaged your flag.
Lisa Simpson : I'm sorry I got us lost out here.
Bart Simpson : Oh! And I'm sorry I sawed the heads of your Malibu Stacy dolls. Okay, now you go.
Lisa Simpson : I don't think I've done anything else.
Bart Simpson : Okay, I'll go again. Remember when your bike was mangled by "gypsies"?
Lisa Simpson : Yes?
Bart Simpson : Yeah, funny story. One day I was really bored, and Dad had left a steamroller idling in the driveway...
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Bart Simpson : [the third grade kids are driving on the school bus to Capital City. Bart looks bored, but then sees a red Volkswagen Beetle out the window] Punch Buggy red!
[Bart punches Lisa]
Lisa Simpson : Oww! You are such an immature...
[Lisa sees a white Volkswagen Beetle]
Lisa Simpson : Punch Buggy white!
[Lisa punches Bart]
Bart Simpson : Oww!
Audrey McConnell : [to Lisa and Bart] Stop fighting!
Lisa Simpson : [pointing at Bart] He started it! He did Punch Buggy first!
Dakota : [looking over at Bart and Lisa] What's "Punch Buggy"?
Bart Simpson : [explaining to Dakota how to play] When you see a Volkswagen Bug, you punch someone and yell the colour.
[all the third graders look over at all the Volkswagen Beetles and gasp]
Kevin : [punches blow on the bus] Punch Buggy blue!
Kid #2 : Punch Buggy green!
[punches blow on the bus]
Kid #3 : Punch Buggy taupe!
[punches blow and the kids groan]
Otto : Two for flinching!
[two punches blow and the kids groan]
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Principal Skinner : If this episode has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to the fourth grade.
Bart Simpson : Yeah!
Principal Skinner : And Lisa, you have a choice. You may continue to be challenged in third grade, or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a little pond.
Lisa Simpson : Big fish! Big fish!