The Simpsons (TV Series)
Eight Misbehavin' (1999)
Jan Hooks: Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Quotes
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Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon : Are you sure you want a child, Apu?
Apu : You know, I do! I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon : Oh Apu, take me now!
[Apu turns out the bedroom light]
Apu : Oh, Calcutta!
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[after Apu's wife Manjula gives birth to Octuplets. Apu has been awake all night trying to put them all to sleep, and has fallen asleep himself]
Manjula : [Waking Apu up] Apu, it's 4:00 am, you're late for work.
Apu : [Wakes Up] Oh, I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.
Manjula : Oh, no you don't. Not 'til they're out of college.
Apu : Listen, I'll die when I want to.
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[Manjula and Apu are in the hospital with newborns]
Apu : How did we get eight?
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon : Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
Apu : Wooh. I, too, am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy.
Hibbert : [Using a calculator] Mmm-hmm. Well that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone *else* slip this woman fertility drugs?
[Homer, Marge, and Bart raise their hands]
Homer Simpson : Mine tasted like strawberry.
[Homer pops one into his mouth]
Homer Simpson : Ovulicious...
