The Simpsons (TV Series)
Flaming Moe's (1991)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Wanda, Becky, White-Haired Girl, Nelson Muntz, Maggie Simpson
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Quotes
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Moe : Moe's Tavern.
Bart : Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.
Moe : Hold on, I'll check.
[calls]
Moe : Hugh Jass! Hey, I want a Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Hugh Jass : Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe : Telephone.
Hugh Jass : Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart : Uh, hi.
Hugh Jass : Who's this?
Bart : Bart Simpson.
Hugh Jass : What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart : Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh Jass : All right. Better luck next time.
[hangs up]
Hugh Jass : What a nice young man.
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Mrs. Krabappel : Huh! Bart - are those liquire bottles?
Bart : Brought enough for everybody.
Mrs. Krabappel : Take those to the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left at the end of the day.
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[Playing "Truth or Dare" at Lisa's slumber party, one of the girls is dared to kiss Bart. She jumps him and does so]
Bart : [spluttering] I'm telling Mom and Dad!
Lisa Simpson : You're telling who?
Bart : Mom and Dad!
Girls : MOM AND DAD? JINX!
Janey Powell : [singsong] Now you can't talk, 'til somebody says your name!
[the girls giggle. Bart runs into the living room, where Homer is watching TV. Bart points emphatically at himself]
Homer Simpson : What is it, boy? Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man.
[In exasperation, Bart writes "SAY MY NAME" on a pad of paper and shows it to Homer]
Homer Simpson : Say your name? Why should I do that, my lad?
Bart : [exploding] Because I'm jinxed, damn it!
[Homer punches him in the arm]
Bart : Ow! What was that for?
Homer Simpson : You talked while you were jinxed, I get to punch you in the arm. It's not my fault, it's the rules.