The Simpsons (TV Series)

Flaming Moe's (1991)

Harry Shearer: Kent Brockman, Coughing Man, Barfly #2, Harv Bannister, Bernard, Lenny, Hugh Jass, Tough Bartender

Quotes 

• Moe : Moe's Tavern.

  Bart : Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.

  Moe : Hold on, I'll check.

  [calls] 

  Moe : Hugh Jass! Hey, I want a Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

  Hugh Jass : Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.

  Moe : Telephone.

  Hugh Jass : Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

  Bart : Uh, hi.

  Hugh Jass : Who's this?

  Bart : Bart Simpson.

  Hugh Jass : What can I do for you, Bart?

  Bart : Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

  Hugh Jass : All right. Better luck next time.

  [hangs up] 

  Hugh Jass : What a nice young man.

• Homer Simpson : Can I have a clean glass?

  Bartender : Guuugh!

  [briefly wipes glass] 

  Bartender : Here you go, your majesty!

• [Homer walks into The Aristocrat bar] 

  Bartender : [cocks shotgun]  Yeah what do you want!

  Homer Simpson : A beer?

  Bartender : Okay then...

• Kent Brockman : [In the introduction to an 'Eye on Springfield' episode]  And we visit with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.

  Drederick Tatum : That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you know I really

  [beeped out expletive] 

  Drederick Tatum : bad.