"The Simpsons" Insane Clown Poppy (TV Episode 2000) - Hank Azaria as Dr. Nick Riviera, Chief Wiggum, Soldier#1, Apu, Bumblebee Man, Johnny Tightlips

Krusty : [excited about a poker hand] Oh, what a lousy hand. I'll stand.

Fat Tony : I raise. Two G's.

Moe : I'm out.

Snake : Fold-o-rama.

Homer : Can we make this hand high-low?

Fat Tony : No.

Homer : I'm out.

Fat Tony : Krusty, are you in or are you out?

Krusty : [checking his wallet] Oh, man, I'm totally tapped. Would you consider taking my Rolex?

Fat Tony : [revealing a watch on his wrist] You mean this one?

Krusty : Oh, yeah, right. Just let me go to my car.

Fat Tony : [as Krusty leaves, Homer starts singing "Whimoweh"] Don't do that.
Krusty : [performing at the USO during the Gulf War] Saddam Hussein? They should call him "So Damn Insane". Ha ha...

Soldier#1 : Hey, you're just fanning the flames of hatred.

Krusty : [trying to laugh it off] Yeah, yeah, yeah... Now, just when you thought the desert couldn't get any hotter, it's the Cincinnati Bengal cheerleaders!

Soldier #2 : Hey, I can't look at that. I have a girlfriend back home.

Soldier #3 : This is an insult to our Muslim hosts.
Dr. Nick Riviera : With my diet, you can eat all you want any time you want.

Marge : And you lose weight?

Dr. Nick Riviera : Uh, you might. It's a free country.

Hank Azaria: Dr. Nick Riviera, Chief Wiggum, Soldier#1, Apu, Bumblebee Man, Johnny Tightlips