The Simpsons (TV Series)

Insane Clown Poppy (2000)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [sees an exhibit of the famous Dummies books]  Ah, finally, some books for today's busy idiots. "Network Programming for Dummies". "Christianity for Dummies". "Moby Dick"? "Call me Ishmael, dummy." How did you write all these books?

  Dummies author : Duh, I don't know. Me got to go to the bank now.

• Krusty : [at a book signing]  Name?

  Bart Simpson : Hey, it's me, Bart.

  [Krusty stares confused] 

  Bart Simpson : Your biggest fan.

  Krusty : Hey, good for you, 'cause I wanna... know that all my fans are all...

  [he mumbles under his breath] 

  Bart Simpson : [looking at the autograph]  "K the C"?

  Krusty : Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day. Now, if you could...

  [ushering him out of the way] 

  Krusty : Up, bup, bup, bup, bup. Yeah.

• Homer : [stuffing a watermelon with fireworks]  This watermelon won't know what hit it.

  Bart Simpson : I love our Tuesdays together, Dad.

  [he lights the fuse, and they take cover to watch it explode] 

  Marge : [sticking her head out the kitchen window with melon bits in her hair]  Don't you two have a list of chores to do?

  Bart Simpson : Hey, we just took care of that dangerous melon that was threatening our garden.

  Homer : Yeah, we're heroes. But where's our parade?

• Homer : [trying to open a stuck drawer]  Oh, it's hopeless.

  Bart Simpson : [holding up a firecracker]  Or is it?

  Homer : Yeah, it's hopeless.

  Bart Simpson : [more emphatically]  I said, "or is it?"

  Homer : I said, it's...

  [seeing what he means] 

  Homer : Oh.

  Marge : [just as he's about to light it]  Homer, what are you doing?

  Homer : Listen, do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?

  Marge : Well, like all Americans, fast, but...

  Bart Simpson : [lighting the fuse]  Clear!

  [the explosion blows the drawer out] 

  Marge : [putting it back in and testing opening and closing it]  Hmm. Well, you can't argue with results.