The Simpsons (TV Series)

Missionary: Impossible (2000)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : Mom. Dad's on PBS.

  Marge : Mm? They don't show police chases, do they?

• [Homer donates 10000$ to PBS] 

  Marge : [to Lisa]  From now on, one of us stays home all the time.

  Lisa : Agreed.

• Marge : So, you said on the phone you had something to tell me?

  Rev. Lovejoy : Hmm? Oh, yes. Your husband's in Microatia.

  Lisa : Microatia? That's 12,000 miles away.

  Rev. Lovejoy : Uh-huh. He needed to get away for a while. I suggested missionary work, and he jumped at the idea.

  Marge : Missionary work?

  Bart : He's dead, isn't he?

  Rev. Lovejoy : No, no. You can even keep in touch with him on this ham radio.

  Homer : [over the radio]  Jebus, where are you? Homer to Jebus.

  [disappointed groan] 

  Homer : Ohh...

• Marge : hello hello is there anybody in there?

• Bart : [talking to Homer on the ham radio]  I miss you, Dad. Mom won't let me read Hagar the Horrible.

  Marge : I just don't think it's funny.