The Simpsons (TV Series)

My Mother the Carjacker (2003)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Gil : Now Lisa, would you agree that your grandmother is a sweet, harmless woman who could hardly be considered a menace to society?

  Lisa Simpson : If you ask me, she's less dangerous than Bart.

  Bart Simpson : If it please the court, I would like to go ape on my sister.

• Homer Simpson : I couldn't sleep because I thought there might be a sign of my mom in one of these articles. They never did find her body.

  Bart Simpson : Then what was in the coffin?

  Homer Simpson : Last week's garbage. I missed the pickup date.

• Homer Simpson : [to a sleeping Bart]  Psst... hey pal. Hey buddy, wake up. Wanna go on an adventure with your old man?

  Bart Simpson : No...

  Homer Simpson : You have no choice.

  [camera pulls back to reveal they're already driving in the car] 

  Homer Simpson : There's coffee in the thermos.