The Simpsons (TV Series)

My Mother the Carjacker (2003)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Gil : Now Lisa, would you agree that your grandmother is a sweet, harmless woman who could hardly be considered a menace to society?

  Lisa Simpson : If you ask me, she's less dangerous than Bart.

  Bart Simpson : If it please the court, I would like to go ape on my sister.

• Lisa Simpson : I say we hit them where they live. With a candlelight vigil.

  Homer Simpson : Candlepin bowling? That's a great idea. We'll play right after I break your grandmother out of prison.