The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Strong Arms of the Ma (2003)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Carl, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mugger, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Chef, Professor Frink, Disco Stu

Quotes 

• Moe : Well the only way I can recoup from this is...

  [takes out a can of gas, pours it all over his bar, and throws and lighted match on it] 

  Carl : Um, aren't you supposed to get insurance first?

  Moe : Oh crap.

• Apu : Mrs. Simpson, bathroom is not for customers. Please use the crack house across the street.

• Moe Szyslak : Ugh, listen Marge, um- how can I put this delicately? I don't got enough booze in this place to make you look good.

  Marge Simpson : [breaks jar of pickled eggs on bar counter and points jagged edge of jar at Moe]  Maybe death will stop your yammering.