The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Old Man and the 'C' Student (1999)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [turning a dustbuster on and off on the back of his sleeping grandfather's head]  Homer... Grandpa... Homer... Grandpa... Homer... Grandpa...

  Nurse : Don't play with the faces!

• Bart Simpson : Full speed ahead. Dam the torpedos.

  Abe : What did he say? Put on our tuxedos?

  Crazy Old Man : I want some Taquitos.

• Bart Simpson : Hey, Chalmers, where are you from?

  Superintendent Chalmers : Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?

  [Bart is about to say something when Skinner Quickly puts his hand over his mouth] 

  Principal Skinner : Uh, don't worry, sir. I'll teach these children some respect for their town. I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of Community Service.

  [the children walk offstage, groaning and moaning] 

  Ralph : Intercourse?

  Superintendent Chalmers : Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy.

  [Bart looks at Skinner, and Skinner waves his hands "no"]