The Simpsons (TV Series)

The President Wore Pearls (2003)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Bart : [reading a school bulletin]  "All extracurricular activities are hereby canceled, to be replaced by nothing."

  Milhouse Van Houten : [the students all gasp]  Who would sign such an order?

  Bart : "As ordered by Principal Skinner and approved by student body president Lisa Simpson"!

  Milhouse Van Houten : [the students all gasp again]  And to think I was gonna ask you to the dance.

  Lisa : I would have gone with you.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Well, you still can.

  Lisa : Well, I don't feel like it now.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [groaning in disappointment]  That's cool.

  [slapping himself] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

• Milhouse Van Houten : Hey, Lisa, can I get a photo for the front page? It'll either be a picture of you or the drinking fountain that won't stop running.

  Lisa : Make it snappy, Milhouse. I've got an important meeting in the teachers' lounge.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [taking a picture as she poses]  The teachers' lounge. Is it true they make fun of students in there?

  Lisa : Oh, don't be silly.

  Groundskeeper Willie : [she opens the door]  Look at me, I'm Milhouse. I've tucked me shirt into me underpants!

  [teachers, Otto, and Skinner roar with laughter] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!

• Lisa : [singing]  What have I done?

  Bart : What they wanted you to.

  Lisa : Skinner betrayed me.

  Bart : But a tango takes two.

  Milhouse Van Houten : I almost had a date. I've gotta tell Willie about this.