The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons (1997)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Fireman, Apu, Kirk Van Houten, Ernst, Retirement Castle Worker, Apu's Relative, Cornelius Talmidge, Carl, The Sea Captain

Quotes 

• Apu : Homer, you've got to help me!

  Homer Simpson : Okay. Seems to me...

  [clears throat] 

  Homer Simpson : What you oughta do is, um...

  Apu : What? What? What? What? What?

  Homer Simpson : Well, you could always move into my house and tell your mom that Marge is your wife.

  Apu : Is it me, or do your plans always involve some horrible web of lies?

  Homer Simpson : It's you.

• Homer Simpson : You know what you could do, Apu?

  Apu : Yeah, shut up.

  Homer Simpson : You could fake your own death.

  Apu : Oh, would you shut up?

  Homer Simpson : All you need is a car bomb and...

  Apu : I can't believe you don't shut up!

• Homer Simpson : But, you can't leave. We're scammin' an old lady at my house, and I need a place to hide out.

  Moe Szyslak : Sorry, Homer. I've been plannin' this vacation for years. I'm finally gonna see Easter Island.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, right. With the giant heads.

  Moe Szyslak : With the what now?