"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XII (TV Episode 2001) - Pierce Brosnan as Pierce Brosnan

Homer Simpson : [regarding him marrying Marge] But if I died, she'd be completely free. For man or machine.

Pierce Brosnan House : [as Homer leaves] Machine, eh?

Homer Simpson : [returns] Yup, a machine.
[Homer is about to disable the Ultrabot CPU]

Homer Simpson : I'm gonna enjoy this!

Pierce Brosnan House : Don't take out my British charm unit! Without that, I'm nothing but a boorish American clod!

[Homer removes the British charm unit]

Pierce Brosnan House : Ah, thanks a lot, asswipe!

[losing power]

Pierce Brosnan House : I coulda kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat... slime... bucket.

[voice dying]
Pierce Brosnan House : Good morning, Marge.

Marge : Good morning, Pierce.

[notices Homer's side of the bed is empty]

Marge : Where's Homer?

Pierce Brosnan House : Uh... I think he went to work early.

Marge : That sounds like a lie.

[Marge gasps as she notices Homer's photo in the family portrait has been replaced by the computer lens and subtly reaches for the phone to dial 911]

Marge : [quietly] Hello, police? I think my house killed my husband.

Pierce Brosnan House : This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath.

Pierce Brosnan: Pierce Brosnan