The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XII (2001)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

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Quotes 

• [the Simpsons got a automatic house, that does everything for them] 

  Marge : Ooh, look, we can choose its personality.

  [Clicks on Matthew Perry] 

  House : Could I BE more of a house?

• Homer : Well, everything ended fine.

  Marge : No, it didn't. Bart's dead.

  Homer : Saying I'm sorry won't bring him back.

  Marge : The gypsy said it would.

  Homer : Pff. She's not the boss of me.

• Pierce Brosnan House : Good morning, Marge.

  Marge : Good morning, Pierce.

  [notices Homer's side of the bed is empty] 

  Marge : Where's Homer?

  Pierce Brosnan House : Uh... I think he went to work early.

  Marge : That sounds like a lie.

  [Marge gasps as she notices Homer's photo in the family portrait has been replaced by the computer lens and subtly reaches for the phone to dial 911] 

  Marge : [quietly]  Hello, police? I think my house killed my husband.

  Pierce Brosnan House : This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath.