The Simpsons (TV Series)

Weekend at Burnsie's (2002)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Ned impersonating Wiggum, Shemp, Dr. Nick Riviera

Quotes 

• [At Moe's] 

  Lenny : It's a good thing you stopped smoking the magic grass, Homer. You were getting spaced out.

  Carl : Yeah, we were planning an intervention, but I got alcohol poisoning that night.

• [Homer is surrounded by crows at Moe's Bar] 

  Moe Szyslak : All right, get 'em outta here. This ain't no crow-bar. THIS is a crow-bar.

  [Moe reaches under the counter and pulls out a portrait of crows sitting at a bar] 

  Moe Szyslak : See? They got their little stools and everything.

• [Homer is getting stitches in his eyes] 

  Homer : I hate getting stitches in my eye. Stupid crows.

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : Now, don't be mad at the crows, Homer. They weren't trying to blind you, they were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices.

• Homer Simpson : But isn't marijuana or "dope" illegal?

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : Only for those who enjoy it! Medical use of marijuana is legal in this state. We'll also provide you with a prescription bong - you want the wizard or the skull?