- Chloe Sullivan: Getting your morning Lana fix?
- Clark Kent: Chloe, don't you ever knock?
- Chloe Sullivan: It's a barn, Clark.
- Clark Kent: Is there a reason you're here so early or do just enjoy busting my chops?
- Chloe Sullivan: Little of both.
- Dustin: Oh, man. You'd think someone that big would have a thicker skin.
- Chloe Sullivan: [after Pete hits him in the head with a basketball] You'd think someone that stupid would have a thicker head.
- Chloe Sullivan: The door is locked. Uh, I'm gonna find a maintenance worker.
- [Clark waits until Chloe doesn't watch him, then he easily pushes the handle out of the door with his finger, so that the door opens]
- Clark Kent: Chloe, it's open.
- Chloe Sullivan: How did you do that?
- Clark Kent: Kent charm.
- Dustin: [when he's about to hook up with Jodi] You don't think I ever meant that stuff I said about you when you were - ?
- Jodi Melville: Fat?
- [laughs]
- Jodi Melville: You thought it was funny... calling me names, making me cry... making me wish I were dead rather than fat.
- Dustin: Well, what can I say?
- Jodi Melville: You can say you're sorry.
- [she opens her mouth to attack him]
- Chloe Sullivan: Very impressive use of pull: "Can I use your bathroom?"
- Clark Kent: I can't believe we're creeping around looking for road kill.
- Clark Kent: [doesn't see Lana] Dad, I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through.
- [sees Lana, pauses]
- Lana Lang: Very impressive.
- Clark Kent: Well, I had a sledgehammer.