The Smoking Room (TV Series)
Feeding Time (2004)
Robert Webb: Robin
Quotes
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Lilian : [reading aloud from a women's magazine] "I'm a fifty three year-old woman living in North London. I have a very dry vagina and I'm frequently forgetful. I veer between hot sweats and shivering even when the central heating is on full and I've completely lost my sexual appetite. Am I going through the menopause?"
Robin : Well, I'm no expert, Lilian, but I'd say you definitely are!
Lilian : Not me! On the Problem Page!
Robin : Oh... Right.
Lilian : And of course she's menopausal! Fancy having to ask!
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Lilian : What does "shit happens" mean?
Janet : Oh, can we *please* stop talking about... "Mm"!
Sally : It means what it says... "Shit happens"... Everybody shits?
Lilian : Tess Pownall couldn't... She had to have surgery...
Robin : It means shit's a fact of life, there's no getting away from shit.
Janet : There certainly isn't in here!