The Sopranos (TV Series)
Cold Cuts (2004)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Tony storms into Janice and Bobby's home after he saw a news report that showed Janice was arrested for fighting with a parent during a children's soccer game] Where is she?
Janice Soprano : It wasn't my fault.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : My name was all over the TV because of your bullshit!
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : It's not simple, apparently that woman's kid was picking on Sophia.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to Bobby and Janice] Why didn't they collar her then?
Janice Soprano : I am suing the township for "wrongful arrest."
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : No you're not! What you're going to do is, you're going to call my lawyer, plea it down, pay the fine and not turn this into one of your cause célèbres.
Janice Soprano : You'd take anybody's side but mine, that bitch is lucky I didn't kill her.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : we know that
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [Confused] What?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [To Janice] You and your temper
Janice Soprano : [to Tony] Get out!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to Bobby] This is the end of it.
Janice Soprano : [yelling louder] Get out!
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [Tony goes outside and Bobby follows him] I know this looks bad, but on the other hand, she called Sophia her daughter.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I don't give a fuck., OK I do give a fuck. How many times do I have to tell you? Get control of your wife!
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [on Janice's calm discipline after Anger Management classes] Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You know what they say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I think it's "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What did I say?
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Christopher Moltisanti : [to both of them] What's up?
Tony Blundetto : hey there, cous
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Guess who called me this morning?
Christopher Moltisanti : How'd you find me?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What, you're not gonna guess?
Christopher Moltisanti : Ok, who?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [beginning to talk in code, referring to Uncle Pat Blundetto] Our friend with the orchard
Christopher Moltisanti : No shit, is he ok?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, sold the place, moving to Florida
Christopher Moltisanti : He should: his getting into his "honor years"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [implying to the dead body Christopher buried in the area] You still got your can of peaches up there, I just had the car serviced: watch what you say
Christopher Moltisanti : I gotta move that shit, again?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : that development is going up there. Now, obviously, it wouldn't be good for you or our friend if somebody opened the can of fruit
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Tony Blundetto] so, you and your cousin here are gonna go up there and take care of it
Christopher Moltisanti : [to both of them] I'll do it
Tony Blundetto : [to Christopher] I'm worried about the old guy
Christopher Moltisanti : [to Tony B] I told you, I'll do it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : The thing is my old man's got a few jaws up there also, it could make problems for my uncle
Tony Blundetto : [to Christopher] It's gonna be a lot of work which with Louise around, it could only be done at night
Christopher Moltisanti : That's true
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to digging up the remains and disposing them somewhere else] This thing's gotta be done in two weeks, the latest, bulldozers are coming
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Carlo was furious: these guys waited by the Hackensack River all fuckin night
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Fuckin Vespas never got in my hands
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : This is Port Newark, where the fuck was your longshoremen?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Tightened security at the ports: Al-Qaeda
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after Johnny gets into his Maserati] Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [before driving off] Lot of things didn't happen that seemed like it they happened. Your cousin didn't whack Joey: the Vespas never got in my hands
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Janice Soprano : You have every right to be mad at me... and I apologize, I know it's bad for the family, for business but I'm working on it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, I know, Bobby told me. So, how's that going?
Janice Soprano : Anger management? It's the best thing that ever happened to me: it's such a relief to let go of all that shit. I never realized how much of an angry person I was and how it "fed" itself
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : So, they got you on tranquilizers?
Janice Soprano : No. Basically, it's taking responsibility for your anger and you learn to recognize your "feelings" and that their just "feelings", you don't have to "act" on "them"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's just what people want so they can walk all over you
Janice Soprano : A lot of anger is "self-importance"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [confused] Self-importance?
Janice Soprano : Problems with authority
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [surprised and angered while in their backyard] There's no water in the pool!
Carmela Soprano : Yeah, I had it drained, the electricity costs a fortune. I can't afford that, you're the only one who uses it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to their separation] I thought we were getting along better lately?
Carmela Soprano : [referring to the conflict of interest] So, you "polluted" all the descent lawyers in New Jersey, so they can't represent me? You couldn't even "play fair"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm not the one that wanted it!
Carmela Soprano : Ok, let's just "pretend" you weren't "begging" for it a million different ways, ok? I am worn out here
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after they go back in their home] His nice kid, Finn, right?
Carmela Soprano : Right
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Meadow and Finn] You gonna throw them an engagement party, or what?
Carmela Soprano : If we can be "civil", she's so young
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Same age we were