The Sopranos (TV Series)
College (1999)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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[Christopher calls Tony from a phone booth, while it's raining]
Tony Soprano : What do you got?
Christopher Moltisanti : Wet shoes.
Tony Soprano : You chose this life. You don't want to work in the rain, try for the fucking Yankees.
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Meadow Soprano : Are you in the Mafia?
Tony Soprano : Am I in the what?
Meadow Soprano : Whatever you want to call it. Organized crime.
Tony Soprano : That's total crap, who told you that?
Meadow Soprano : Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. I've seen the police come with warrants. I've seen you going out at three in the morning.
Tony Soprano : So you never seen Doc Cusamano going out at three in the morning on a call?
Meadow Soprano : Did the Cusamano kids ever find $50,000 in krugerrandts and a .45 automatic while they were hunting for Easter eggs?
Tony Soprano : I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it... There is no Mafia.
Meadow Soprano : Fine.
Tony Soprano : Alright look, Mead, you're a grown woman, almost. Some of my money comes from illegal gambling and whatnot. How does that make you feel?
Meadow Soprano : At least you don't keep denying it, like Mom. Kids in school think it's actually kinda neat.
Tony Soprano : They seen "The Godfather", right?
Meadow Soprano : Not really. "Casino" we like, Sharon Stone, the 70's clothes, pills...
Tony Soprano : I'm not asking about those bums. I'm asking about you.
Meadow Soprano : Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. But then, like... Mr. Scangarelo for example? An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? So many dads are full of shit.
Tony Soprano : Oh, and I'm not.
Meadow Soprano : You finally told the truth about this.
Tony Soprano : Look, Mead, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses, stock market...
Meadow Soprano : Look, Dad, please, okay? Don't start mealy-mouthing.
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Tony Soprano : [regarding Father Phil] What you guys do for twelve hours? Play, uh, "Name That Pope"?
Carmela Soprano : He gave me communion.
Tony Soprano : Oh, I bet he gave you communion.
Carmela Soprano : Excuse me?
Tony Soprano : Well, Carmela, the guy spends the night here with you and all he does is slip you a wafer?
Carmela Soprano : That's verging on sacrilege.
Tony Soprano : Oh, I didn't mean to verge.
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Tony Soprano : There was a time, Mead, when the Italian people didn't have a lot of options.
Meadow Soprano : You mean like Mario Cuomo?
[Tony stares at her]
Meadow Soprano : Sorry.
Tony Soprano : You know I put food on the table. My father was in it. My uncle was in it. Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself. To consider myself... A rebel. Maybe being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture on route 22.
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Tony Soprano : [Tony strangles "Fred Peters" with a wire from behind] Good morning rat!
Fred Peters : [struggling] Who are you? What is this?
Tony Soprano : Don't make me laugh! You pimp! You fuck!
Fred Peters : Teddy, there must be something we can...
Tony Soprano : Tony! It's Tony, you fuck! You know how much trouble you're in now? You took an oath, and you BROKE it!
Fred Peters : I could have killed you last night outside the motel. Your daughter was drunk, remember? I was out at the parking lot, I had a gun, but I didn't do it. Because then I told myself
[crying for his life]
Fred Peters : "It's just a coincidence! He's taking his little girl to college!"
Tony Soprano : Well you know about us wiseguys? The hustle never ends. If you shot me at that motel, your life would have been flushed out on the pisciadood!
Tony Soprano : Jimmy says "Hello" from hell, you fuck!
[Tony strangles Fred Peters to death]
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Tony Soprano : [over the phone] Hey, I'm not sure but I think I just saw Fabian Petrulio
Christopher Moltisanti : Refresh my memory
Tony Soprano : What was it, before your time? Made guy, flipped about ten years ago: got busted for peddling H. Rat fuck took out a lot of people from our outfit. My old man was sick: he never recovered when he heard the news
Christopher Moltisanti : You sure you saw this guy?
Tony Soprano : That's what I'm saying. I think I did but I'm not sure
Christopher Moltisanti : Up in Maine, what the fuck?
Tony Soprano : He went into the witness protection program, then they kicked him out. Now he goes to colleges, gets paid all kinds of money to talk about what a big bad Mafioso he was
Christopher Moltisanti : Piece of shit
Tony Soprano : Febby and me partied couple times but Jackie Aprile knew him real good: we did a couple counts together up in Lewisburg. As a matter of fact, you know that bust that was in his rec room of Sinatra? Febby made it for him in a prison workshop