The Sopranos (TV Series)

Fortunate Son (2001)

Aida Turturro: Janice Soprano

Quotes 

• Bill Owens : [after seeing Janice come through the door]  Svetlana, get out here

  Janice Soprano : [while noticing the boxes his carrying, cheerfully]  Oh, hi, you must be the famous Bill, moving day huh?

  Svetlana Kirilenko : Oh, I didn't think you had the nerve to show your face to me

  Janice Soprano : Why? What happened? What's wrong?

  Svetlana Kirilenko : [disgusted]  Oh, don't give me bullshit. Where is my leg?

  Janice Soprano : Your leg? Oh, yeah. Where's your...

  Svetlana Kirilenko : [interrupts her]  I know you took it

  Janice Soprano : That's preposterous. I mean what possible use could I have for your leg?

  Svetlana Kirilenko : Because you think that will make me give the records back but you are wrong

  Janice Soprano : [sarcastically]  If you see some karmic connection between your taking my mother's records and the disappearance of your leg, the records returned to the rightful owner and so will your leg, I can see how you got there

  Bill Owens : I don't know how you can live with yourself

  Svetlana Kirilenko : Bill, don't waste your breath, this cunt is gonna be sorry she ever fuck with me

• Tony Soprano : I got a phone call from some young kid Drew, he wanted to know when you were coming home?

  Janice Soprano : How'd he sound?

  Tony Soprano : He sounded like he was about fifteen years old... wait, is that your so called fiancée?

  Janice Soprano : His nineteen actually and he can go all night

  Tony Soprano : [not wanting to talk about her sex life]  So, when you are you going back to Seattle?

  Janice Soprano : It depends how long it takes to settle ma's estate

  Tony Soprano : you know how much we love you and you know how much we love having you around, but there's a whole big house over there and I know you want maximum value. So maybe for security reasons so it don't fall into disrepair, you could stay there?

  Janice Soprano : I've been thinking the same thing, I just don't want to push Svetlana out

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, well, I talked to her, she's gonna be moving out tomorrow maybe the next day

  Janice Soprano : Really?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah

  Janice Soprano : Great, I better go pack