The Sopranos (TV Series)
I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano (1999)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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[Paulie and Christopher chase Mikey into the woods, until he finally twists his ankle and falls]
Mikey Palmice : Please, please, come on! No!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Fuckin' poison ivy all over me.
Christopher Moltisanti : My friend Brendan, you shot him in the bathtub, naked. No chance to run.
Mikey Palmice : I swear to god, it wasn't me! It was Junior! He fucking hated that kid!
Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, right. It was Junior. Mr. Magoo!
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Altieri's wake is tonight.
Christopher Moltisanti : I phoned in a bomb scare.
Silvio Dante : See, now that's over the top.
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Jimmy Altieri : I got enough cologne on?
Christopher Moltisanti : You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.
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Tony Soprano : Okay. I need to tell you something and I want you to hear it from me, not from some asshole on the street. About four, five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. I was passing out, and they couldn't find nothing. She's been helping me with that... Okay, c'mon, give it to me. Give it to my face. C'mon.
Silvio Dante : Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree.
Tony Soprano : Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. Junior knows. He's decided to use it against me. Ask now. 'Cause we're not discussing this again.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's not the worst thing I ever heard. I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. I had some issues. Enough said. I learned some coping skills.
Silvio Dante : Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going, it'd be better if we could admit to each other these painful, stressful times. But it'll never fucking happen.
Tony Soprano : What about you? You got a problem with this?
Christopher Moltisanti : It's like marriage counseling?
Tony Soprano : Yeah. Like that. Sort of, yeah.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Mingia, T. I'm sorry. Your own uncle.
Tony Soprano : Let's do it right. Act normal. Plan things out. Make no mistakes.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : If I'm your uncle, I got to finish what I started. He could strike first.
Christopher Moltisanti : And, this time, he won't use Boyz II Men.
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Jimmy Altieri : Who is it that made you hate these fuckin Russians?
Christopher Moltisanti : I had these two pricks Junior brought around who would pound on my ass. For a while, I was biter but Tony's comare is Russian: you couldn't ask for a nicer person, these two tonight are friends of hers
Jimmy Altieri : I got enough cologne on?
Christopher Moltisanti : You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died
Jimmy Altieri : Whoa, easy for you to say, I don't get young ones like before
Christopher Moltisanti : You're gonna be glad I got you out of bed tonight. Russian boo, boo's, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car
Jimmy Altieri : [referring to his clothes] You didn't let me put anything decent on