The Sopranos (TV Series)

Johnny Cakes (2006)

Artie Pasquale: Burt Gervasi

Quotes 

• Patsy Parisi : [shaking hands]  Welcome to the neighborhood, we're from the Northward Merchants Protective Cooperative

  Coffeehouse Manager : I'm kind of busy, you guys looking for a donation?

  Burt Gervasi : [referring to Patsy]  Let him finish

  Patsy Parisi : You may have noticed, not to denigrate anyone but this is a transitional neighborhood. I mean, demographically speaking you still have a lot of marginal types

  Burt Gervasi : And we merchants have found, you really should have some round the clock security

  Coffeehouse Manager : Isn't that what the police are for?

  Patsy Parisi : they do their best but they got their hands full: your weekly dues to us will give you all the supplemental safety net, you'll ever need

  Coffeehouse Manager : I can't authorize anything like that: it'll have to go through corporate in Seattle

  Patsy Parisi : We merchants prefer to deal on a personal, one on one basis

  Coffeehouse Manager : I don't have any discretionary fund: it's gotta go through corporate

  Burt Gervasi : How do you think corporate would feel, for the sake of argument, someone threw a brick through your window?

  Coffeehouse Manager : They've got like ten thousand stores in North America, I don't they'd feel anything

  Patsy Parisi : What if, God forbid, it wasn't just vandalism? What if an employee, the manager, let's say, was assaulted?

  Coffeehouse Manager : Look, every last fuckin coffee bean is in the computer, it has to be accounted for, if the numbers don't add up, I'd be gone and someone else will be here