The Sopranos (TV Series)
Join the Club (2006)
Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano
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Quotes
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A.J. Soprano : What's going on?
Carmela Soprano : You are just getting back?
A.J. Soprano : Matt's car wouldn't start
Carmela Soprano : Did you eat at least?
A.J. Soprano : Yeah
Meadow Soprano : Dad's not so good right now, they made us leave
Silvio Dante : What's the latest?
Carmela Soprano : He came out of the coma for a minute, they took the breathing tube out
Silvio Dante : That's good right? That means his breathing on his own
Carmela Soprano : They had to put the tubes back in
Vito Spatafore : God damn Junior
A.J. Soprano : [Unintentionally speaking in the third person as a method of coping with his father having been shot] Anthony Soprano is not going to die. I don't know what everybody's talking about
Carmela Soprano : Nobody's saying his going to die
Carmela Soprano : [to Christopher, Paulie and Vito, referring to AJ and Meadow] could one of you take them home please?
Christopher Moltisanti : You can't live in this ICU Carmela, two nights straight is too much
Carmela Soprano : I'm ok, Mead spelled me last night
Meadow Soprano : I'm staying tonight too
Carmela Soprano : [to AJ] I want you to go back, people call the house. We need somebody there
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Dr. Ba : [Referring to Tony] I got him back on the ventilator. The bullet didn't tear up the pancreas but it impacted the gall bladder. Sepsis is the big problem: an infection in the blood. I've got him sedated and restrained so he can't pull his breathing tubes out
Carmela Soprano : Then what?
Dr. Ba : As we discussed before we're probably not looking at a very good outcome here
Carmela Soprano : Should we call Dr. Plepler?
Dr. Ba : I'll let him know and Tashlin too, he'll stop by
Carmela Soprano : Does he know that his dying?
Dr. Ba : We don't know
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Rosalie Aprile : [while in the hospital cafeteria] I'll be glad to sit with Tony
Carmela Soprano : Hospital rules: it's only family for now but thank you. Angie phoned, I guess she's very busy over there with her body shop?
Rosalie Aprile : [after AJ walks up to their table, jokingly, implying AJ resembles the Italian-American fashion model] Oh, look who's here, Fabio, I'm available
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [to his mother] So, what, now there's actual roaster of who and when stays with dad and I'm not on it?
Carmela Soprano : Frankly, I don't think you'd be interested
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I was sick and I've been trying to study, which is what everyone is usually hassling me about twenty-four, seven. I guess there always has to be something right?
Carmela Soprano : Come here and sit down, ok?
Carmela Soprano : [when AJ ignores his mother and walks away] Studying? He goes clubbing in New York
Rosalie Aprile : You cut him too much slack: you still protect him
Carmela Soprano : I know he avoids Tony because he can't face seeing him like that, it frightens him
Rosalie Aprile : [adamantly] It frightens everybody, he should get a pass? Kids his age are getting blown up in Iraq
Carmela Soprano : you know what's interesting? Janice noticed when AJ talks about Tony possibly not coming out of this, he can't even use the word Dad, he says Anthony Soprano is not going to die.
Rosalie Aprile : [sarcastically] Well, that's a fascinating psychological nugget but it don't change the fact if that kid don't pull his end in this, his never gonna forgive himself and nobody else should either
Carmela Soprano : It's just that Tony has always loomed so large for AJ
Rosalie Aprile : Well, maybe AJ is just a selfish kid that don't give a shit?
Carmela Soprano : I'm sorry your son is no longer with us but don't use mine as a guinea pig for your ideas on parenting. I never saw you take a hard line
Rosalie Aprile : Why do you think I'm talking to you like this?
Carmela Soprano : The thing is Tony has an open incision. If you are there when they change the dressing, it's very hard to take, I don't know if AJ should see that?
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Carmela Soprano : [talking to Tony, while his in a coma, encouraged to by his doctor, after removing it from the box] Chris just sent this over: a little stereo. Mead, my God, I'm telling you, she seems like she's grown up so much, what she knows. She will make a terrific doctor. I got some CDs from my car
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Carmela Soprano : [sternly, after rushing him away from a reporter] what did I tell you?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : we were just talking
Carmela Soprano : don't talk to them: say nothing. Where are your father's CDs?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : oh, I forgot
Carmela Soprano : [irritated] Jesus, everybody here is pitching in but you
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [sarcastically] thanks mom
Carmela Soprano : I wish you would go to class if this is all your gonna do
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : with my father in the hospital?
Carmela Soprano : [giving him money] go to the deli on Broad St. get some baked goods, get enough for everybody upstairs, get an assortment
Carmela Soprano : [points to another exit to avoid being seen by the press] go this way
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Detective DeLeon : How would you describe your husband's relationship with his uncle?
Detective DeLeon : [after she shrugs] Were they close? You know of any issues they might have been having?
Carmela Soprano : I don't speak with Junior, I haven't for years. My husband knows how I feel, he never brought him up
Detective Klinger : [referring to between her and Junior] What was your conflict about?
Carmela Soprano : It's not something I'm going to discuss with you
Detective Klinger : Your husband ever talk about Junior Soprano's mental state?
Carmela Soprano : I did hear how Junior was becoming more and more confused, he he was calling my husband Johnny, which was his father's name, resisting getting a haircut, that kind of thing
Detective DeLeon : [referring to the night Junior shot Tony] You spoke with your husband what time of the incident?
Carmela Soprano : [while showing them to the door] I don't know, if you have any more questions, your gonna have to call my lawyer
Detective DeLeon : When he was taken into custody, Junior made "pointed" references to the Maguire sisters, Sam Giancana
Carmela Soprano : You mean Kennedy assassination?
Detective DeLeon : Yeah
Carmela Soprano : [surprised] You mean as related to this?
Detective DeLeon : [before they leave] I had to ask
Carmela Soprano : My husband was three years old
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Carmela Soprano : [after AJ spent the night next to his father's bedside in the hospital] Hi, how's he doing?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : They didn't come back with the fever medicine yet
Carmela Soprano : I'm so proud of you: you can't imagine how much this means to your father
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Who knows what it means? He just lies there
Carmela Soprano : It means a lot to me, how about that? Thank you for doing it: you've helped your family tremendously
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [referring to his GPA] I flunked out of school. I ended up with a 1.4 for the quarter, and the freshman dean said there was no point in coming back
Carmela Soprano : [disappointed] With your father in a coma
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I didn't tell dad: be positive everybody said
Carmela Soprano : My God
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I tried really hard in Philosophy but the professor...
Carmela Soprano : [interrupts him] With your father in a coma
Carmela Soprano : [sternly] Go have breakfast