The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Happy Wanderer (2000)

John Ventimiglia: Artie Bucco

Quotes 

• David Scatino : [while in the bathroom]  hey, buddy

  Tony Soprano : I saw your wife out there alone, I figured you were out at the trotters

  David Scatino : Not tonight, I had a customer, I couldn't "shake". The guy spends half an hour deciding between a twenty dollar soccer ball and a twenty two dollar soccer ball. So who do you like?

  Tony Soprano : I don't know, I think that guy from Bowdoin seems to make sense, I guess?

  David Scatino : No, I meant on the game tonight

  Artie Bucco : [after entering the bathroom, jokingly]  you guys want to be alone?

  David Scatino : [to Artie]  I saw the refreshment table out there, I knew you'd be lurking around here somewhere

  Artie Bucco : I don't know how I always get "roped" into this shit

  Tony Soprano : Charmaine's no fool

  Tony Soprano : [Referring to one of Artie's pastries]  she knows one of your Sfogliatella in the right mouth and your daughter can go to any school she wants

  Artie Bucco : So far the janitor's the only one going near them

  Tony Soprano : [Jokingly]  that's a nice career path for a young lady

• Artie Bucco : [talking privately inside Artie's restaurant]  Talk to me

  David Scatino : I got myself in a little "bind." I feel ashamed

  Artie Bucco : what's going on? What happened?

  David Scatino : I'm in a jam: a bad one. This could cost me big, my marriage, my business

  Artie Bucco : Alright, alright, relax. I'm sure there's something we could do. What kind of jam? Oh jeez, you didn't knock up that Tae Bo broad you had working, did you?

  David Scatino : No

  Artie Bucco : Talk to me, I'm your friend

  David Scatino : I need money... I swear on my kid, I'll get it back to you before you even miss it

  Artie Bucco : How much money are we talking about?

  David Scatino : Not much: just enough to give me some little breathing room until I can get the rest together, just twenty thousand

  Artie Bucco : [shakes his head]  Bad timing: you're not gonna believe this, I gotta put a new roof on this place. God forgive me for saying this but did you consider chapter 11?

  David Scatino : [referring to his in debt to Tony]  I don't think Tony Soprano is going to buy that