South Park (TV Series)

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (1998)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Flag Man, Film Festival Attendee #1, Film Festival Attendee #3, Film Festival Attendee #10, Film Festival Attendee #12, Ted, Tom Hanks, Film Festival Attendee #18, Tom, the Gay Cowboy, Film Festival Attendee #21, Film Festival Attendee #22

Quotes 

• Mr. Twig : As you may or may not know, the first annual South Park Film Festival begins today.

  Kyle Broflovski : They're going to show that stupid ass Godzilla movie, are they?

  Mr. Garrison : No Kyle, these are independent films.

  Stan : What, like Independence Day? That movie sucked ass too.

  Cartman : No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

• Kyle Broflovski : Chef, does poo go to heaven?

  Chef : Well, I kinda hope not.