South Park (TV Series)

City on the Edge of Forever (1998)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Hiker #1, Hiker #2, Video Host, Marcus, Agent, Ned Gerblanski, Mr. Garrison, TV Announcer, Mr. Mackey, Randy Marsh, Fonzie, Tom the News Reader, Clyde, Dr. Mephesto

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Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : You dumbass, Cartman! That's not how it happened!

  Kyle Broflovski : Yeah, Kenny just died 8 hours ago. How could he have died back then too?

  Eric Cartman : Oh yeah. I guess that doesn't make sense.

• Eric Cartman : Mom, I just had the weirdest dream. I was dreaming that Stan and Kyle and Kenny and I were on a bus talking about everything that happened to us, only it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream.

  Leann Cartman : Hmm, would you like some beetles?

  Eric Cartman : Yes please.

  Leann Cartman : Mmm, beetles go good with ice cream.

• Red Shirt Kid : Why doesn't the scary monster eat her?

  Kyle Broflovski : Because dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.

  Mrs. Crabtree : What did you say?

  Kyle Broflovski : I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes!

• Kyle Broflovski : Let me have some cake, Cartman.

  Eric Cartman : [struggling to eat]  I just can't eat one more bite of this chocolatey goodness, ahh, i guess I'll might just try.

  Kyle Broflovski : Dammit Cartman, you are such a fat f***!

  Mrs. Crabtree : [Screaming]  What did you say!

• Eric Cartman : Now I'm missing the new Barnaby Jones!