South Park (TV Series)
City on the Edge of Forever (1998)
Mary Kay Bergman: Mrs. Crabtree, Liane Cartman, Sharon Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Mayor McDaniels, Sheila Broflovski, Female Onlooker
Quotes
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Eric Cartman : Mom, I just had the weirdest dream. I was dreaming that Stan and Kyle and Kenny and I were on a bus talking about everything that happened to us, only it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream.
Leann Cartman : Hmm, would you like some beetles?
Eric Cartman : Yes please.
Leann Cartman : Mmm, beetles go good with ice cream.
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Red Shirt Kid : Why doesn't the scary monster eat her?
Kyle Broflovski : Because dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.
Mrs. Crabtree : What did you say?
Kyle Broflovski : I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes!
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Mrs. Crabtree : Shut up, you whores!
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Kyle Broflovski : Let me have some cake, Cartman.
Eric Cartman : [struggling to eat] I just can't eat one more bite of this chocolatey goodness, ahh, i guess I'll might just try.
Kyle Broflovski : Dammit Cartman, you are such a fat f***!
Mrs. Crabtree : [Screaming] What did you say!
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Mrs. Crabtree : Okay, that does it! Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!
[points gun at its head]