- Stan Marsh: You dumbass, Cartman! That's not how it happened!
- Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, Kenny just died 8 hours ago. How could he have died back then too?
- Eric Cartman: Oh yeah. I guess that doesn't make sense.
- Eric Cartman: Mom, I just had the weirdest dream. I was dreaming that Stan and Kyle and Kenny and I were on a bus talking about everything that happened to us, only it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream.
- Leann Cartman: Hmm, would you like some beetles?
- Eric Cartman: Yes please.
- Leann Cartman: Mmm, beetles go good with ice cream.
- Red Shirt Kid: Why doesn't the scary monster eat her?
- Kyle Broflovski: Because dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.
- Mrs. Crabtree: What did you say?
- Kyle Broflovski: I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes!
- Kyle Broflovski: Let me have some cake, Cartman.
- Eric Cartman: [struggling to eat] I just can't eat one more bite of this chocolatey goodness, ahh, i guess I'll might just try.
- Kyle Broflovski: Dammit Cartman, you are such a fat f***!
- Mrs. Crabtree: [Screaming] What did you say!
- Mrs. Crabtree: Okay, that does it! Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!
- [points gun at its head]