"South Park" Clubhouses (TV Episode 1998) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Phillip, Randy Marsh, Fat Abbot, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, 3rd Fat Abbot character, Roy, Teenage Boy #1, Clyde, Bill Cosby, Teenage Boy #2

Bill Cosby : Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure done learned somethin' today. If you have a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap. Grine! No more stepdad. See ya next time eatin' the pudding.
Mr. Garrison : Stan, are you paying attention?

Stan : Yes, Mr. Garrison.

Mr. Garrison : Well then, Stanley, what did I just say?

Stan : [pause] Um, you said that even though Charo appeared 12 times on the Love Boat, the episode with Captain and Tennille got higher ratings.

Mr. Garrison : Well, okay, I suppose you were paying attention.

Kyle : [whispers] Good guess dude.

Stan : [whispers] Phew.
Bebe Stevens : Stan, truth or dare?

Stan Marsh : Dare.

Bebe Stevens : [Wendy and Bebe whisper to each other] Take this stick, and jam it up your pee-hole!

Stan Marsh : What?

Wendy Testaberger : Wow, that sucks. Do you think it'll hurt?
Randy Marsh : [digging up a clock] Hey, I think I found it!

Sharon Marsh : That's not it, you idiot!

Randy Marsh : Hey, back off bitch!

Sharon Marsh : [gasps] You just said the "c" word!

Randy Marsh : ...Did I?

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Phillip, Randy Marsh, Fat Abbot, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, 3rd Fat Abbot character, Roy, Teenage Boy #1, Clyde, Bill Cosby, Teenage Boy #2