South Park (TV Series)

Cow Days (1998)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Tom, Jimbo Kern, Chamber of Farts Ticket Salesman, Farmer, Soldier, Mitchell, F.B.I. Agent #2, Priest Maxi, Leonardo DiCaprio

Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : Dude, that bull's gonna kill him.

  Kyle Broflovski : Go help him, Kenny

  Kenny McCormick : [Muffles angrily, gets impaled by a bull's horn] 

  Stan Marsh : Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

  Kyle Broflovski : You bastard!

• Kyle Broflovski : I've got it! The bull riding contest. Cartman could ride a bull and try to win $5000. Think about it, dude. $5000, that's one thousand set of balls, that's three thousand balls. We'd have to win enough to get the dolls.

  Eric Cartman : What the hell makes you think Cartman rides a bull?

  Kyle Broflovski : Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides, fat-ass! Now, either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your f***ing head open!

  Eric Cartman : [nervously says]  Okay I'll get on the bull.

  Kyle Broflovski : All right. Let's go, we have to practice!

  Stan Marsh : He really wants those dolls.

  Eric Cartman : God-damn.

• Eric Cartman : Mother!

  [falls off the bull and lands flat on his face] 

  Kyle Broflovski : Get up, Cartman, you're still not staying on long enough!

  Stan Marsh : Come on, Cartman!

  Kenny McCormick : [Muffles]  oh my god, they killed Cartman!

  Kyle Broflovski : No he didn't kill him, he's still breathing.

  [starts kicking Cartman] 

  Kyle Broflovski : Get up. Get up

  [Cartman stands up in a trance] 

  Stan Marsh : You okay dude?

  Kyle Broflovski : [In a distorted voice]  Cartman, hello, hello.

  Kyle Broflovski : Dude I think we broke him.

• Kyle Broflovski : Give me some money, Cartman.

  Eric Cartman : [Starts laughing] 

  Kyle Broflovski : Lend me money, fat-boy!

  Eric Cartman : I only have three dollars left, asshole!