South Park (TV Series)

Damien (1998)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Phillip 'Pip' Pirrup, Damien, Roland, Jesus, Jimbo Kern, TV Announcer, Priest Maxi, Referee

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Quotes 

• Cartman : Oh and look what Kyle's got me, it's a red Megam... Ants in the Pants, Ants in the Pa... Ants in the Pants!

  Kyle : It's a game dude, it's really fun.

  Cartman : You son of a bitch. You were supposed to get me the red Megaman. Now I can't make Ultra Mega Megaman, you dirty cheap ass piece of crap.

  Kyle : They were all out of them, dude.

  Cartman : I hate you. I want you to die.

• Pip : Oh Eric, I didn't get an invitation.

  Eric Cartman : Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invitation? Pip's invitation... Pip's invitation... Oh, I remember. I shoved it up my ass. That's right. I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and

  [bloop] 

  Eric Cartman : shoved it right up my ass, forever ruining any chance of you coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip ol' chap.

• Kyle : Hey Jesus, if you win the fight, can you turn Kenny back to normal?

  Jesus : What the hell do you mean *If* I win the fight?

  Eric Cartman : Don't mind him, Jesus. He's Jewish.

  Jesus : Oh.