South Park (TV Series)

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (2000)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Priest, Mr. Mackey, Satan, Walter Matthau, Randy Marsh, Timmy, Cardinal, The Pope, Clyde

Quotes 

• [Cartman's favorite "psalm"] 

  Cartman : It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

• Saddam Hussein : Did you miss me, Buttercup?

  Satan : No, it can't be! You're dead! I killed you!

  Saddam Hussein : Yeah, you killed me. So, where was I gonna go? Detroit?

• Stan Marsh : Dude, you just said "ass". That's a sin!

  Cartman : Oh, now you've said it too.

  Stan Marsh : Oh shit!

  [covers his mouth] 

  Stan Marsh : Oh!

  Kenny McCormick : ****! Oops!