"South Park" Fat Butt and Pancake Head (TV Episode 2003) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Mackey, Record Label Boss, Record Label Employee #2, Driver, Mr. Garrison, Dr. Doctor, Policeman #1, Policeman #2, La Taco Manager

Cartman : [whining] Mom! Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!

Liane Cartman : Oooh! The tooth fairy must have been very happy with you!
Cartman : There! That's three more songs we've written already! Your style of music is so easy, it doesn't require any thought at all!

Jennifer Lopez (Hand) : Oh, si, si, si!
Cartman : I just can't take it anymore, you guys. All the dancing, singing, the late-night parties--the Ben Affleck splooge--it has to stop.
[Kyle has been getting annoyed about Cartman's Jennifer Lopez hand]

Kyle Broflovski : You're not actually buying this crap, are you?

Stan Marsh : I don't know, meh, maybe he can't help it.

Kyle Broflovski : Look, he knows full well what he's doing, and he's just waiting for us to buy into it, and then he'll laugh and point at our faces and say, "Haha, I got you guys to believe me!" "You guys are stupid!"

Stan Marsh : Dude, do you really he would go through all this just to make us feel dumb?

Kyle Broflovski : Yes, dude!

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Mackey, Record Label Boss, Record Label Employee #2, Driver, Mr. Garrison, Dr. Doctor, Policeman #1, Policeman #2, La Taco Manager