South Park (TV Series)
Follow That Egg (2005)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mrs. Garrison, Timmy, Man in Crowd #2, Man in Crowd #4, Governor, News Reporter, Randy Marsh
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Quotes
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[Ms. Garrison checks on the kids in her class if their parenting skills went well]
Ms. Garrison : Now how about our gay couples? Stan and Kyle?
Stan : [determined] Fine!
Ms. Garrison : What?
Stan : No problems at all!
Ms. Garrison : [angry] That's impossible!
[she snatches the egg from Stan's hand and looks it over carefully]
Ms. Garrison : Are you sure you didn't break it and switch eggs on me? Where's my signature?
Stan : It's right there, see?
[he leans toward Kyle in fear; Wendy looks away from the action]
Ms. Garrison : [shouts] Two boys can't possibly take care of an egg!
Kyle : Dude, it's totally fine.
Ms. Garrison : [shouts] It isn't fine! It has two daddies! It may be fine on the outside, but inside it's confused and embarrassed! Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!
[taunts the egg directly]
Ms. Garrison : Two daddies! Two daddies! C'mon, class, let's rip on the freak egg! Two daddies! Two daddies!
[the class becomes confused]
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Mr. Garrison : I'm still me! Just that I have a vagina!
Mr. Slave : But I'm gay! I don't like vaginas!
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Mr. Garrison : Let's round up some trucks and some queers and have us a good old fashioned fag drag!
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[checks on the kids in her class to see if their parenting skills went well]
Ms. Garrison : Now, how about our gay couples? Stan and Kyle?
Stan : [determined] Fine!
Ms. Garrison : What?
Stan : No problems at all!
Ms. Garrison : [angry] That's impossible!
[she snatches the egg from Stan's hand and looks it over carefully]
Ms. Garrison : Are you sure you didn't break it and switch eggs on me? Where's my signature?
Stan : It's right there, see?
[he leans toward Kyle in fear; Wendy looks away from the action]
Ms. Garrison : [shouts] Two boys can't possibly take care of an egg!
Kyle : Dude, it's totally fine.
Ms. Garrison : [shouts] It isn't fine! It has two daddies! It may be fine on the outside, but inside it's confused and embarrassed! Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!
[taunts the egg directly]
Ms. Garrison : Two daddies! Two daddies! C'mon, class, let's rip on the freak egg! Two daddies! Two daddies!