South Park (TV Series)

Helen Keller! The Musical (2000)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Timmy, Clyde, Jeffrey Manors, Lamone, Water Effect Installation Man, Kevin's Father, Elderly Man, Elderly Man's Son, Crying Man, Randy Marsh, Uncle Joe, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey

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Quotes 

• Geoffrey Maynard : [Cartman blindfolds himself for inspiration. There is a nightmarish montage of violence, devastation and mice eating each other. In the end a warped monster comes screaming out of the darkness. Cartman takes off the blindfold]  Well, what did you see?

  Eric Cartman : Just the stuff I always see when I close my eyes.

• Timmy : [pointing out turkey]  TIMMY!

  Farmer : Oh... that one's a little messed up.

  Kyle : Timmy, if we go back with that turkey, the other guys will kick our asses.

  Farmer : Well, I was just gonna take it out in the back yard and put a bullet in its head...

  Timmy : TIMMY!

  Kyle : No, dude, don't say that!

  Timmy : TIMMY!

  Kyle : Fine, how much?

  Farmer : Fifty bucks.

  Kyle : What? But you were gonna take it in the back yard and put a bullet in its head!

  Farmer : Well, now I have to find something else to shoot.

  Kyle : Goddamn it, here!

  [pays] 

  Farmer : You know, I have a one-legged pig...

  Kyle : Aw, blow it out your ass!

• Geoffrey Maynard : [singing in a tremendously over the top fashion]  I cannot hear what they are saying. I cannot tell them how I feel.

  Eric Cartman : What the hell is he doing? Helen Keller isn't supposed to sing!

  Geoffrey Maynard : If only I could say things that go on in my mind.