South Park (TV Series)

I'm a Little Bit Country (2003)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Tom the News Reporter, Skeeter, Randy Marsh, Tivo Machine, Messenger Boy, Dr. Doctor, Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, Congressman #2, Congressman #3, Congressman #4, Man in Crowd

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Stan : What the hell are they doing now?

  Kyle : I... I don't know.

  Townspeople : [singing]  For the war against the war who cares 100 episodes!

  Kyle : I hate this town, I really really do.

• Reporter : [coming up to them]  Boys, why did you walk out of school today?

  Stan : Uhhh... war.

  Reporter : Yes, and what about the war?

  Kyle : Uhh... it's gay?

  Reporter : Yes, and what about it is most gay?

  Stan : [Reading off his sign]  Uhh... no blood for oil.

  Kyle : [Reading his sign]  War is not my voice.

  Cartman : [reading a sign that says "Bush is a Nazi"]  Bush is a Nay-zee.

• Mr. Garrison : Oh, and by the way, children, there's a walkout scheduled today to protest the war in Iraq. So, uh, if you're against the war, run along outside, and if you're for the war, uh, stay here and we'll do math problems.

• Skeeter : Hey, everybody, this is never gonna work. Don't you see? All this dividin' up the town, it's just ridiculous. What we really should be doing, is just beatin' the hell out of each other like we were.

  Randy Marsh : He's right. Boy, do I feel like a fool.

• Mr. Mackey : No war! M'kay? No war! M'kay?