South Park (TV Series)

It Hits the Fan (2001)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Sam, Randy's Colleague #2, Butters Stotch, Mitchell, Jimbo Kern, Peter's Friend, Passing Woman #1, Swearing Man #1, Swearing Man #4, TV Employee #1, TV Employee #2, TV Employee #4, TV Employee #6, Bar Patron, Scottish Knight #2, Scottish Knight #3, Dragon

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Quotes 

• Cartman : Kyle, they're going to say "shit" on television.

  Kyle : I don't give a fuck.

• Eric Cartman : You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?

  Kyle : THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA.

• Ms. Choksondik : Alright children, in lew of the common usage, I'm supposed to clarify the school's position on the word "shit".

  Stan Marsh : Wow! We can say shit in the school now?

  Kyle : This is ridiculous. Just because they say it on TV, it's alright?

  Ms. Choksondik : Yes, but only in the figurative noun form or the adjective form?

  Eric Cartman : Huh?

  Ms. Choksondik : You can only use it in the nonliteral sense. For instance,

  [writes on the board] 

  Ms. Choksondik : "That's a shitty picture of me" is now fine. However, the literal noun form of

  [writes on the board] 

  Ms. Choksondik : "This is a picture of shit" is still naughty.

• Kyle : It said in my book that the word "shit" started the exact same time as something called "The Black Death".

  Chef : The Black Death? Are you sure?

  Stan Marsh : What's "The Black Death", Chef?

  Chef : LaToya Jackson, children.

• Eric Cartman : I don't get it.

  Stan Marsh : Me neither.

  Ms. Choksondik : The adjective form is now also acceptable. For example,

  [writes on the board] 

  Ms. Choksondik : "The weather outside is shitty". However, the literal adjective is not appropriate. For example,

  [writes on board] 

  Ms. Choksondik : "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet all shitty and I had to clean it with a rag which then also became shitty". That's right out

  [crosses out the sentence] 

  Timmy : Shhhhhhit,

  Ms. Choksondik : Very good, Timmy.

  Butters : Ms. Choksondik, can we say on the expletive, like "Oh shit!" or "Shit on a shingle"?

  Ms. Choksondik : Yes, that's now fine.

  Eric Cartman : Wow! This is gonna be great! A whole new word!

  Kyle : [angrily]  It's not new! I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it.

  Eric Cartman : Don't mind Kyle everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.

  Kyle : [bangs on desk]  THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!

  Ms. Choksondik : Boys, watch your language! Shit!

• Cartman : [to class]  Don't mind Kyle everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.

  Kyle : THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!