South Park (TV Series)

Jewbilee (1999)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, The Squirt Leader, Elder Harris, Jew Scout Inductee #1

Quotes 

• The Squirt Leader : We are squirts, we are squirts./ We're so kosher that it hurts.

• The Squirt Leader : I don't want to be the Squirt Leader, but I don't have a choice. It's the only way I can earn my chutzpah badge.