South Park (TV Series)

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Jimbo Kern, Priest Maxi, Cemetery Watchman #1, Gerald Broflovski, Nibblet

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Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : Come on, fatass, we have to go.

  [Liane laughs] 

  Cartman : Mom, don't laugh!

  Liane Cartman : I'm sorry, honey.

  Cartman : I can't go with you guys right now.

  Stan Marsh : Yes you can, Porky.

  [Liane laughs] 

  Cartman : Mom, seriously!

  Liane Cartman : Now, that isn't funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned.

  Kyle Broflovski : He must have a huge bone in his ass then.

  [Liane laughs hysterically] 

  Cartman : GODDAMNIT MOM!

• Jonathan Davis : All right gang, we have to split up and look for clues!

  Stan Marsh : How should we split up?

  Jonathan Davis : I know! Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way, and everyone whose insecurity sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way.

  [Everyone says "OK!", then splits up into two roughly equal groups] 

  Kyle Broflovski : Wow! That was easy!

• Jimbo Kern : Aw, man, Ned! This ain't a whore house, it's a horr-or house!