South Park (TV Series)

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999)

Jonathan Davis: Jonathan Davis

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Quotes 

• Jonathan Davis : Well, that does it! Something funny is going on here! Your missing Grandma must be connected to somehow to those creepy Pirate Ghosts!

  David Silveria : They're not Pirate Ghosts, Jonathan! They're Ghost Pirates!

  Jonathan Davis : Huh?

  David Silveria : Pirate Ghost would suggest that a pirate died and became a ghost, but a Ghost Pirate is a ghost that later made a concious decision to be a pirate!

  Munky : No, David! Then they are Pirate Ghosts because they're the ghosts of pirates!

  Fieldy : You're wrong because there were no pirates in Colarado! So these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact!

  Jonathan Davis : But that makes them Pirate Ghosts!

  David Silveria : No! It makes them Ghost Pirates!

  Munky : Pirate Ghosts!

  Head : Guys! Guys! Guys! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything! Don't you see? This is exactly what those Ghost Pirates want us to do!

  Jonathan Davis : Pirate Ghosts!

• Jonathan Davis : All right gang, we have to split up and look for clues!

  Stan Marsh : How should we split up?

  Jonathan Davis : I know! Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way, and everyone whose insecurity sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way.

  [Everyone says "OK!", then splits up into two roughly equal groups] 

  Kyle Broflovski : Wow! That was easy!