South Park (TV Series)

Raisins (2003)

Eliza Schneider: Wendy Testaburger, Mercedes, Porsche, Coffee Waitress

Quotes 

• Stan : Jimmy!

  Jimmy Swanson : Hey Stan.

  Stan : Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?

  Jimmy Swanson : F-f-fo-for what?

  Stan : Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my Muse- no! Tell her- tell her- she's a cont-inuing source of inspiration to me.

  Jimmy Swanson : She's what?

  Stan : She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

  Jimmy Swanson : Okay.

  [Walks up to Wendy] 

  Jimmy Swanson : Hey w- hey Wendy.

  Wendy Testaburger : Yeah?

  Jimmy Swanson : Stan says you're a cunt... you're a... cunt... Stan says you're a cunt... cunt...

  Wendy Testaburger : Well tell Stan to fuck off!

  [runs away] 

  Jimmy Swanson : Cunt... you're a cunt-inuing source of inspiration to him.

• Mrs. Linda Stotch : You shouldn't be working here. You should be learning a skill so you can grow up to be a business woman or even a doctor. Who knows? You could cure cancer.

  Porsche : I could cure cancer? Oh-my-God. That would be SO cool. I had a cancer sore on my lip once and it hurt SO bad.

  Mrs. Linda Stotch : Oh, never mind. I think Raisins might be the perfect place for you.