South Park (TV Series)

Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Ticket Clerk, Butters Stotch, Jimbo Kern, Scott's Friend #2, Mr. Jenkins

Quotes 

• Thom Yorke : [as Scott Tenorman cries after realizing he ate his parents in a bowl of chili, Radiohead arrive at the scene]  Uhm, excuse me?

  Stan : Who are you?

  Jonny Greenwood : We're that band Radiohead.

  Scott Tenorman : [raises his head]  Jesus!

  Ed O'Brien : Jeez, what a li'l crybaby!

  Colin Greenwood : Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?

  Thom Yorke : You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.

  Ed O'Brien : Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool.

  Ed O'Brien : Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met.

  Phil Selway : Little crybaby!

  [Radiohead leave the scene] 

  Scott Tenorman : No, wait! Waaiittt! Oh, my God, Oh, my Gaawwwd!

  [buries his face on the table] 

  Cartman : [walks over to Scott's end of the table]  Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!

  [starts licking Scott's tears off his face] 

  Cartman : Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!

  Kyle : Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.

  Stan : Good call.

  Cartman : Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!

  [licks the tears off the table and off Scott's face] 

  Cartman : Mm-yummy, you guys!

  [screen closes to Looney Tunes-style splash] 

  Cartman : Yuppitibut, that's all, folks!