- Crab People: [chanting] Crab people, crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people.
- Jimbo Kern: Hey! My shoes don't say I pound ass!
- Mr. Garrison: No, your shoes say you take it in the ass!
- Mr. Garrison: Why won't anyone pound Mr Slave's butt?
- Randy Marsh: Um, we don't pound butt, Mr Garrison, we're straight.
- Mr. Garrison: Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!
- Jimbo: Hey, now that's not true. My shoes don't say I pound butt.
- Mr. Garrison: No, your shoes say you take it in the butt!
- Mr. Garrison: If straight people are gonna steal our culture, then us real gays are gonna have to step it up a notch.
- Jimbo Kern: [the town has switched from a gay fad to a Latino fad; Jimbo turns to Randy] Hey, ese, you want come cerveza?
- Kyan Douglas: That's okay, officer, I think they learned murder is wrong.
- Carson Kressley: Especially in those pants.