- Stan: [Cartman walks in with a beard while Kenny is carving a squash with a huge butcher knife and Stan and Kyle are watching Kenny] Oh, God, he's got that stupid beard on again!
- Cartman: [sits next to Kenny] No, Kenny, point the blade the other way otherwise you might cut yourself. There you go... Isn't this fun you guys, carvin' pumpkins on Halloween?
- Cartman: [singing] You guys are my best friends / Through thick and thin / We've always been together / We're four of a kind / Havin' fun all day / Palin' around and laughin' away / We're best friends / Best friends are weeee!
- Cartman: [Kenny, Stan, and Kyle are all staring at Cartman] I love you, guys.
- Eric Cartman: You guys are hella stupid.
- Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella", Cartman?
- Eric Cartman: 'Cuz I'm hella cool, that's why.