- Kyle Broflovski: Wait, wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar. They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here because it's bad for their Marklar. They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars. They will take all of your Marklars and replace them with Marklars. These Marklars have no good Marklars to live on Marklars so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars.
- Pat Robertson: Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like, but one thing is for sure: they've never heard of Jesus Christ.
- Susan: What can we do at the 600 Club to help those poor aliens?
- Pat Robertson: Well, what we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser. Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a wormhole and deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ to those Godless aliens. Send your money now. Amen.
- Sister Hollis: An alien race? Have they heard the word of Christ?
- Eric Cartman: No, never. It's perfect.
- Pat Robertson: Our deflector shields are useless against phorton torpedoes and we really need your support on this one, folks. Here at the 600 Club, we need your money to spread the word of Jesus, and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser. Call now, and we'll give you this free pin.