South Park (TV Series)

Starvin' Marvin (1997)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Terrance, Ted, Stuart McCormick, Starvin' Marvin, Red Cross Man, Man in Crowd, Woman in Crowd, Jimbo Kern, Charity Worker #2

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  [Kenny's family's dinner is a can of green beans] 

  Mrs. McCormick : Does anybody have a can opener?

  Mr. McCormick : Goddammit.

• Stan : [on the phone]  Hello? Is this Sally Struthers?... Oh.

  Kyle : What did she say?

  Stan : Shut up, Butt-pirate, I'm trying to hear.

  Kyle : Ass-rammer.

• Terrance : [dressed as pilgrims, standing in the snow]  Gee, I sure am cold Phillip.

  Phillip : Yes, and hungry too.

  Terrance : Being a pilgrim totally sucks ass.

  Phillip : I hope we don't starve.

  Terrance : [farts]  Ha ha ha ha ha.