South Park (TV Series)

The Biggest Douche in the Universe (2002)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, The Ghost of Kenny, Doctor #2, Audience Member #1, Butler, Show Announcers, Rob Schneider, Man in Street #2, Man in Street #3, Thomas McElroy, Audience Member #4, Audience Member #6, Quagmar, Biggest Douche Host #2

Quotes 

• [Chef's parents are exorcising Kenny's spirit from Cartman's body] 

  Chef's Pa : It's almost out! All right, son, now bring me the victim child!

  Chef : The victim child?

  Chef's Pa : Yeah, you know, the child that we sacrifice so we can put Kenny's soul into its body.

  [Chef stares silently] 

  Chef's Ma : Oh Lord, they didn't bring a victim child.

  Chef : Where were we gonna find a child to sacrifice?

  Chef's Ma : We weren't gonna ask you where you got it from.