South Park (TV Series)
The Biggest Douche in the Universe (2002)
Isaac Hayes: Chef
Quotes
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[Chef's parents are exorcising Kenny's spirit from Cartman's body]
Chef's Pa : It's almost out! All right, son, now bring me the victim child!
Chef : The victim child?
Chef's Pa : Yeah, you know, the child that we sacrifice so we can put Kenny's soul into its body.
[Chef stares silently]
Chef's Ma : Oh Lord, they didn't bring a victim child.
Chef : Where were we gonna find a child to sacrifice?
Chef's Ma : We weren't gonna ask you where you got it from.
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Eric Cartman : Hey guys. How's it going?
Chef : Cartman?
Stan : No that's Kenny.
Eric Cartman : What the hell are you assholes doing here?
Stan : That's Cartman.